SURVEY:Things you would do if kidnapped?

Do this survey by picking A B or C with each question.


So you get kidnapped!


1. You have 3 choices of where to go to the bathroom.


A. In your pants.


B. In a toilet that is always overflowing


C. In a bowl while in front of a crowd of people





2.You get asked what you don't like to eat.


A.Say your favorite food and just make nasty faces when eating it.


B.Say your worst favorite food and just deal with it.


C.Starve to death





3. You have 3 choices of how to slave.


A.Lick the toilet bowl clean. (That has not been flushed in a month!And if you flush it you get shot.)


B.Lick underwear clean (That has been worn for 3 weeks straight)


C.Lick the floor clean. (After the kidnappers dog that you may never look at or touch poops and pees on every inch of it.)





4. You HAVE to choose a pet.


A. Snake that has venom (The kidnapper would bring you to the hospital though)


B. Spider that likes to crawl on people


C. Scorpion with no venom but still stings!

SURVEY:Things you would do if kidnapped?
1. none


2. A


3. depends whose underwaear


4. B
Reply:1. C


2. A


3. errr B I guess


4. A (I could call the police at the hospital!)
Reply:1.A


2.A


3.c


4.b or A
Reply:c) hopefully I'll be arrested





a) who wouldn't choose this one





b) seems to be the least disgusting....sort of.





a) the docs always ask if you're being abused in any way. It'd be another opportunity to save myself.
Reply:1. A


2. C


3. A


4. B
Reply:1.B


2.A


3.B


4.A


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Reply:1. B


2. A


3. B


4. B
Reply:1. B


2. A


3. B


4. B
Reply:1. You have 3 choices of where to go to the bathroom.


C. In a bowl while in front of a crowd of people- and i'd bark like a dog while i do it- make 'em think i'm crazy, it'll put them off balance!





2.You get asked what you don't like to eat.


A.Say your favorite food and just make nasty faces when eating it. hey- if it works, why not? plus i now know that my kidnappers are irretrievably stupid!





3. You have 3 choices of how to slave.


B.Lick underwear clean (That has been worn for 3 weeks straight) ...at least this way i don't have GUARANTEED fecal material! and maybe my kidnapper is a hot chick!





4. You HAVE to choose a pet.


B. Spider that likes to crawl on people... spiders are my friends!
Reply:A. In my pants


C. Starve to death


B. Lick underwear clean


B. Spider that likes to crawl on people